Brown Banana Bundt, Featuring The Honey-Love Contingency!

Everyone who has been in my kitchen will tell you that a good way to get your fingers broken is by trying, or even suggesting that I throw away my bananas! I like my bananas deep brown, full of so much natural sugar that it’s almost fermenting. To the unenlightened, they are past the point of redemption. Those with refined tastes know that state of…maturity is perfect for banana/yogurt smoothies, and my Brown Banana Bundt! I shared this privately with friends and so many of them had great results I chose to go public with the greatness! Continue reading

How To Leave America 101, A Masterclass.

I’m being called on more and more often to coach new world travellers on how to get started on a global journey!   I am always glad to pay it forward!

At best, this will be one of the least exciting technical aides I have ever penned. Though, however academic, you will find joy in that if you ever plan on travelling or living abroad, this will be the most comprehensive list of things you need to do to get started that you will ever read. ~> Wheels up, lets go!

Don’t Vanish Into Thin Air, Melt Into Concrete!

My cousins, The Bull Of Gleaming Blades and CosomoNaughty, taught me how to become a Survivalist in the urban outback.  How to live on the land, in the concrete jungle.

I’ve always been an advocate of men being Preppers, but an area that is often neglected is what it takes to be a true Survivalist.  It’s easy to learn about and train in how to survive in the outdoors, the harsh Desert/Jungle/Woods where you live.  On the other hand, if you live in a city, or typically urban area, that’s just not an option.

Most of us are miles away from the proverbial edge of town.


This how they learned to endure sleeping on stone pillows, completely homeless.

When Revolution Calls, How Will You Answer?

Revolution is not the willingness to kill or die, it’s the willingness to win at all costs. Part of the cost is the willingness to learn tactics that are not fun, sexy, or cool in an effort to be valuable when your civil protests lead to a state and government crackdown.

You ready?

I’m ready.

Sodomize Americas System With A Trump Clinton Mirror!

A bellyful of cold diarrhea after a night of cold fish tacos served out the back door of a Las Vegas whorehouse is more appetizing than either 2016 presidential candidate.

The office of the Presidency of the United States of America has always been, and will most likely continue to be, a reflection of what this great nation wants its leader to be in 2016. I’m voting for a deformed reflection cast from a cursed mirror!