Category: Movies

October 28, 2015

Darth Vader Is A Tool!

Darth Vader is a tool, more specifically a hammer. For most people, that would be an insult. Fortunately, what makes Vader such a well fleshed out character is that he is certainly aware of who and what he is. Knowing precisely what kind of top he is gives him an immense advantage over everyone else!

September 5, 2013

Dollar Movie Madness

I just took part in what is fast becoming the next great American pastime. The dollar movie theater! Where every movie is a five-star cinematic experience. Because at that price, how bad could it be? Look, up in the sky! It’s a man in a latex underwear! ->

April 29, 2013

Takeshi Miike Equals Shocking Scenes Of Extreme Violence!

I regularly expose friends to diverse films and cinematography, that has the direct result of their 1) going into fits of epilepsy, projectile vomiting, and violence directed towards me; or 2) endear me to my friends by exposing them to diverse films and cinematography. I’m polarizing like that! Let Me Show You Why ->

Highlights!

The Manosphere? The Manosphere! 100% of men will try to have sex with 100% of the women they are sexually attracted to, to the best of their ability. That’s where The Manosphere comes in. It’s a scary, hilarious place.
Sodomize Americas System With A Trump Clinton Mirror! A bellyful of cold diarrhea after a night of cold fish tacos served out the back door of a Las Vegas whorehouse is more appetizing than either 2016 presidential candidate.
The Reason Men Are In Charge. Men carry a trait that keeps us together, loyalty. Loyalty does not mean that we men are right, wrong, just, unjust, good, or bad. Loyalty just means that we stick together. Women lack this cohesion, here’s why.
Transgender Issues and The Fine Art Of Violence. Fallon “The Queen Of Swords” Fox is a woman that was born Boyd Burton, a man. After a sexual reassignment surgery she’s now a professional fighter, who unjustifiably fights women!
Men: Be Shark Minded! To be a Man you have to be a predatory learner. A Mans mind must eat like the shark, always moving and looking to devour.
Besieged. I’m constantly beleaguered by people trying to explain to me why I should follow the path of mediocrity and groupthink acceptance that has led them to their middling, non-threatening, less than exceptional lives.
God Mode: The Hawai’i Hustle! I’ve peppered this post with pictures from when I lived in Hawai’i, as evidence of what you can get when you use God Mode!
She Asked Me When I’d Settle Down. She’s travelled the world, and also been through the transformative process that everyone who has lived abroad knows. That’s why I was stunned!
Every Man Wants To Be Free, Until He Has To Do The Things Men Must Do To Free Themselves! People have been asking me what it is that I do, how I got into it, and, of course, whether or not it’s lucrative. Here’s the break-down!
Beantown Bombings, Blasts Rock The Boston Marathon! Violence often makes irrational fools of many mighty minds. We have at least 3 dead and 136 wounded people, with ages ranging from 2 to 71 years old.
The Next Shot I just got difficult news; my friend was fired! Still, before I gave a single piece of advice, I asked, “Do you want any help from me?”
My Family History: Struggle and Accomplishment. These pictures date back to before the end of slavery.
Men: Do Something Painful & Seek Discomfort For Men, spirituality is a means to an end that manifests in the physical world. These actions have the *side effect* of attracting women and being invited into the company of other successful Men.
LIES! God. Just Be Yourself. Equality. Forget and Forgive. These are the most prevalent lies I am told by people that love me very much.
Gore… She tell/asks me “You’re into all that gory, vomit-inducing, vulgar type of horror aren’t you?!”
Tarot, Dishonored. I like to make things difficult for myself so I am using on odd deck, check it out.
Oppression Why do most oppressed people look to their oppressors for help when they try to escape oppression?
Good Women Are Like Old T-Shirts. I explained to her that most men view a good woman the same way he sees his favorite old t-shirt, and that’s a good thing! I spent quite a while unpacking my reasoning with her.
From One, Comes Many. The Nomadness Travel Tribe! Listen to how Evies journey has led her to becoming one of the most influential voices in world travel! Evita is a beautiful, pioneering, innovative, accomplished businesswoman that has come to prominence as the matriarch of the Nomadeness Travel Tribe!
Watt, I need a gun! She woke up thinking that she may still be asleep. Nevermind that, was someone standing at the foot of her bed?!
Get Home Bag! The first rule of being a Prepper is the a lot like rule number one of the Zombieland Survival Rules.
Moment, Defined. A crucial treatise on motivation and denying yourself excuses!
Charlie Hebdo: Lowering The Bar For Humanity. In a race to the bottom, *Charlie Hebdo and his murderers pave the way. In the next five minutes, I’ll tell you how. I move fast on this one, listen quick!
On The Murder Of Trayvon Martin. With the “Not Guilty” verdict handed down to George Zimmerman after his malicious murder of Trayvon Martin, the United States upholds the right to and tradition of murdering Black, Brown, and African American people.
So You Realised I’m An Atheist. Odds are, you read something I wrote and made an inference regarding my lack of faith. Then you asked me one of the questions I’m going to deal with here.
I’m Dying Memento Mori, Latin for “Remember that you will die”.
An Essay In Quotes. Never trust a man with no enemies.

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