Category: Movies

Darth Vader Is A Tool!

Darth Vader is a tool, more specifically a hammer.  For most people, that would be an insult.  Fortunately, what makes Vader such a well fleshed out character is that he is certainly aware of who and what he is. Knowing precisely what kind of top he is gives him an immense advantage over everyone else!

Dollar Movie Madness

I just took part in what is fast becoming the next great American pastime. The dollar movie theater!  Where every movie is a five-star cinematic experience. Because at that price, how bad could it be?  Look, up in the sky! It’s a man in a latex underwear! ->