Tagged: six word memoir

September 16, 2017

Are Fists, Or Fanny For Sale?

I was covered in a slimy, warm, living caul that I greedily devoured, and happily excreted through my pen after being shat out by the beast of grammar and punctuation that I’ve sacrificed my time to!
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Highlights!

Charlie Hebdo: Lowering The Bar For Humanity. In a race to the bottom, *Charlie Hebdo and his murderers pave the way. In the next five minutes, I’ll tell you how. I move fast on this one, listen quick!
I’m Dying Memento Mori, Latin for “Remember that you will die”.
Besieged. I’m constantly beleaguered by people trying to explain to me why I should follow the path of mediocrity and groupthink acceptance that has led them to their middling, non-threatening, less than exceptional lives.
Sodomize Americas System With A Trump Clinton Mirror! A bellyful of cold diarrhea after a night of cold fish tacos served out the back door of a Las Vegas whorehouse is more appetizing than either 2016 presidential candidate.
Beantown Bombings, Blasts Rock The Boston Marathon! Violence often makes irrational fools of many mighty minds. We have at least 3 dead and 136 wounded people, with ages ranging from 2 to 71 years old.
God Mode: The Hawai’i Hustle! I’ve peppered this post with pictures from when I lived in Hawai’i, as evidence of what you can get when you use God Mode!
Tarot, Dishonored. I like to make things difficult for myself so I am using on odd deck, check it out.
Gore… She tell/asks me “You’re into all that gory, vomit-inducing, vulgar type of horror aren’t you?!”
So You Realised I’m An Atheist. Odds are, you read something I wrote and made an inference regarding my lack of faith. Then you asked me one of the questions I’m going to deal with here.
Transgender Issues and The Fine Art Of Violence. Fallon “The Queen Of Swords” Fox is a woman that was born Boyd Burton, a man. After a sexual reassignment surgery she’s now a professional fighter, who unjustifiably fights women!
She Asked Me When I’d Settle Down. She’s travelled the world, and also been through the transformative process that everyone who has lived abroad knows. That’s why I was stunned!
The Manosphere? The Manosphere! 100% of men will try to have sex with 100% of the women they are sexually attracted to, to the best of their ability. That’s where The Manosphere comes in. It’s a scary, hilarious place.
Every Man Wants To Be Free, Until He Has To Do The Things Men Must Do To Free Themselves! People have been asking me what it is that I do, how I got into it, and, of course, whether or not it’s lucrative. Here’s the break-down!
Moment, Defined. A crucial treatise on motivation and denying yourself excuses!
Men: Be Shark Minded! To be a Man you have to be a predatory learner. A Mans mind must eat like the shark, always moving and looking to devour.
On The Murder Of Trayvon Martin. With the “Not Guilty” verdict handed down to George Zimmerman after his malicious murder of Trayvon Martin, the United States upholds the right to and tradition of murdering Black, Brown, and African American people.
The Reason Men Are In Charge. Men carry a trait that keeps us together, loyalty. Loyalty does not mean that we men are right, wrong, just, unjust, good, or bad. Loyalty just means that we stick together. Women lack this cohesion, here’s why.
From One, Comes Many. The Nomadness Travel Tribe! Listen to how Evies journey has led her to becoming one of the most influential voices in world travel! Evita is a beautiful, pioneering, innovative, accomplished businesswoman that has come to prominence as the matriarch of the Nomadeness Travel Tribe!
An Essay In Quotes. Never trust a man with no enemies.
Men: Do Something Painful & Seek Discomfort For Men, spirituality is a means to an end that manifests in the physical world. These actions have the *side effect* of attracting women and being invited into the company of other successful Men.
The Next Shot I just got difficult news; my friend was fired! Still, before I gave a single piece of advice, I asked, “Do you want any help from me?”
Oppression Why do most oppressed people look to their oppressors for help when they try to escape oppression?
Watt, I need a gun! She woke up thinking that she may still be asleep. Nevermind that, was someone standing at the foot of her bed?!
Good Women Are Like Old T-Shirts. I explained to her that most men view a good woman the same way he sees his favorite old t-shirt, and that’s a good thing! I spent quite a while unpacking my reasoning with her.
My Family History: Struggle and Accomplishment. These pictures date back to before the end of slavery.
Get Home Bag! The first rule of being a Prepper is the a lot like rule number one of the Zombieland Survival Rules.
LIES! God. Just Be Yourself. Equality. Forget and Forgive. These are the most prevalent lies I am told by people that love me very much.

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